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Samantha Stevens
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They are such an embarrassment.

Or all of the horrible ways Michaela is misspelled. “McKayla” being the absolute most hideous.

No.

Minari was such a surprise because while I was expecting it to be poignant and heartbreaking (which it is), I never expected it would be so funny, all because of Youn Yuh-jung.

Ooooh banana cake is the best! Always my first choice with brown bananas rather than banana bread.

He is. I know someone who is friends with him.

I know a lot of musicians who still make music for little or no money because they enjoy it.

These morons. They truly believe everything they hear on Fox.

Remember the Dixie Chicks?

Jeni’s is good, but not $12-a-container good (yep, that’s what it costs at the store across the street).

Agree. I fail to see the charm of someone whose personality is 100% Annoying All the Time Look at Me Look at Me Look at Meeeee!

I got my first shot a couple of weeks ago. I cannot emphasize enough the improvement in my mental health since then.

My then-boyfriend hated my mattress and offered to get me a new one for my birthday. We test-drove every single one at the furniture store, then ordered the one we like best to be delivered to my apartment. Then we bought ice cream bars at a bodega, and ate them at a playground swinging on the swings. I remember

Agree x 100. I hate them. Makes me think of boomer dudes who think they look like Paul McCartney on the cover of Sgt. Pepper. Dude, you look like Dr. Phil. Also note Paul McCartney hasn’t worn one since Sgt. Pepper. Because they’re the worst.

Ha ha! You win!

My cousin and I would make Tang with milk. Like a creamsicle!

I just used to lick my finger then dunk it in the sugar bowl. Extra points for germs!

*Juneau. Come on.

I love Trader Joe’s whole wheat tortillas.

I know, not where I live either, but I’ve seen a lot of people sleeping on the subway during the day. And they look like they’ve been camped out a while. They probably sleep in the day then stay awake at night somewhere else.