i’ll have to stop by! i’m still getting my bearings in the city.

someone come over and play mysterium with me, thanks

Talisman! ALL DAY LONG TALISMAN. FOREVER.

We should have sunk to their level a few years ago. Enough of this hippie love shit. No one gets to tell people that we need to give Trump a chance. He has done nothing but destroy civil rights and rape the natural world in all of 2 weeks. So fuck him and the GOP. No Gods No Masters and may trump choke on a chicken…

Who invited the total douchebag that no one likes to this party?

I wonder how much credit Federer’s newest coach Ivan Ljubicic deserves for the improvement in his backhand. Here’s Ljubicic himself countering a high-bouncing Nadal forehand with a one-handed backhand winner:

interview fail with no pictures of that desk. I want to see pics of that desk. The railfan in me NEEDS to see pics of that desk!

Well thank God, the first game was a little too sunshine-and-roses for my tastes.

Please unsubscribe me from fun photo facts.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

You’re just about wrong on all points. - Cowboys Fan

Has Colbert ever lectured on Tolkien’s works? I’d love to see what he could put together, even if it was as casual as a TED talk.

That’s why my porn stash is in stone

God I fucking hate being an Eagles fan

But I thought they got rid of Tebow.

Both the Eagles and Browns agreed to waste those five picks.

Why did anyone ever hire me??

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE.