someone come over and play mysterium with me, thanks

Talisman! ALL DAY LONG TALISMAN. FOREVER.

We should have sunk to their level a few years ago. Enough of this hippie love shit. No one gets to tell people that we need to give Trump a chance. He has done nothing but destroy civil rights and rape the natural world in all of 2 weeks. So fuck him and the GOP. No Gods No Masters and may trump choke on a chicken…

Who invited the total douchebag that no one likes to this party?

I wonder how much credit Federer’s newest coach Ivan Ljubicic deserves for the improvement in his backhand. Here’s Ljubicic himself countering a high-bouncing Nadal forehand with a one-handed backhand winner:

interview fail with no pictures of that desk. I want to see pics of that desk. The railfan in me NEEDS to see pics of that desk!

Well thank God, the first game was a little too sunshine-and-roses for my tastes.

Please unsubscribe me from fun photo facts.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

You’re just about wrong on all points. - Cowboys Fan

God I fucking hate being an Eagles fan

But I thought they got rid of Tebow.

Both the Eagles and Browns agreed to waste those five picks.

Why did anyone ever hire me??

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE.

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.