Flashback to 1998. Granny’s prepping for Y2K. Beans, rice, water, and bullets. I’m a sophomore.

“I think the fundamental, pureéd gruel-like blandness of the Dodge Diplomat is probably best summed up in how this promo movie describes it’s size: “between a compact and an intermediate!”’

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

I didn’t notice any break.

Assad is also fighting ISIS. So is Iran. So is Libya. Maybe Trump should start giving these governments top secret intelligence that the Israelis shared with us in confidence as well?

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

I would love a lift. Getting in and out under a jacked up car for an afternoon and my back hurts for almost a week.

I think that’s it, I enjoy it. Little jobs that service companies soak you for. Heck even changing a headlight is ridiculous now on some of these new vehicles.

Would I do a timing chain now? No.

And Compressed Air

One of the biggest things that they did was the stupid sign and drive program in the early 2000's. they ended up repossessing so many cars that they lost billions of dollars.

“My cash stretch longer than Glennon necks.”

If there was a way to make a gasoline-scented candle without causing my apartment turning into Hiroshima, you bet your ass I’d buy that shit by the case.

I new a girl ass well.

“Hey Mustang - Hold my beer and watch THIS!” - Viper.

Mama told me... Not to sell work. 17, 5, same color T-Shirt...

Your username is one letter off.

If tossing a salad behind a truck on the side of the highway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Does fucking everything have to come with a premium subscription model? I’m sorry but I don’t need to subscribe to a premium car charger for x dollars per month. I can find my own car in the parking lot, I’ll replace my battery when it dies, and I can look at the speedometer when I have to record my miles.

Does fucking everything have to come with a premium subscription model? I’m sorry but I don’t need to subscribe to a…

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…