So a 22 year old having sex with a 17 year old is the same as a 40 year old having sex with a 12 year old?

Admit it, you started working on this article the minute the Sixers clinched a playoff spot, didn’t you?

I’m enjoying this thread, but you REALLY need to let this one specific point go, as what you said is absolutely an example of the True Scotsman fallacy. Like, I couldn’t come up with a better hypothetical example than your actual words.

Oh, I’m an idiot alright, but agree pizza is in fact a pie.

Major League is the greatest baseball movie ever made and I will physically fight anyone who says otherwise.

Limit opening acts to 20 minutes? Yeah, sure. I don’t want to see the headliner’s weirdo experimental artist friend for longer than that (glares at MGMT).

Clearly you have never seen Kentucky Fried Movie:

This one’s easy. Clean up a little but don’t go crazy trying to pick up every crumb off the floor. And tip extra generously (25-30%).

This is such a terrible take. Sure, don’t take young kids to fancy/high end places. But there are so, so many kid friendly restaurants that are perfectly acceptable for infants and toddlers. And it is on YOU to avoid those places, or go to them after 8 pm, if you can’t handle being around small children.

So how is everyone on the tournament circuit a bigger jerk than Tiger Woods? This sounds like the whole “all politicians are crooked!” BS my super-liberal friends tried to sell me about Hillary.

I probably need to read DADoES again, I remember being underwhelmed but it’s been awhile and other PKD fans seem to have liked it a lot more than I did.

To MARRIED: Ask yourself if your wife would be OK with the insinuation that you “would be” interested but for your marriage. If so, great, but I’m guessing she would not. Instead, you can just let them know you’re flattered, but also married. Seems like that takes care of their feelings and your wife’s feelings at the…

My read is he’s a personal trainer, because those dudes do get hit on a lot. Had one for awhile to help me lose weight, and women would straight up interrupt our sessions to flirt with him.

I think most of his stories were better than the movies that followed, or short stories that bear little resemblance to the movie “based” on it. But it sure feels like Do Androids Dream Electric Sheep?/Blade Runner should be on here.

I think you’re being too generous towards the Ringer, which has gone from bad to somewhere between mediocre and above average. Tastes may very, of course, but I’ve heard very few people claim The Ringer is anywhere near “must read” these days.

Powers Boothe and Tobe Hooper were pretty big oversights. But Adam West was mostly a TV actor, and no one thinks “movies” when they hear the names Tom Petty and Chris Cornell. I think it’s better to honor people who actually worked in movies for the bulk of their careers than to go for big names with only limited work…

Maybe they signed him so he couldn’t play for another team and potentially hurt their players?

Why are you trying to ruin my Friday?

Souza is coming off a career year in his age 28 season, it makes sense to sell high this offseason. Corey Dickerson was an All Star because he had a fluky first half and reverted back to the low OBP-moderate power-bad D player he usually is in the second half. The reality is the Rays gave it a decent shot in 2017, and…

What the fuck is wrong with you? That was clearly meant to direct credit for the monologue to Nichols herself as opposed to someone behind the scenes at ESPN. But oh no, you have to reach to twist it into some sort of misogynistic comment about women writing their own content.