Agreed on no condiments. No cheese though? That’s a bridge too far...

You’re not just wrong, you’re so wrong I hope you get hit by a bus.

The Glennon contract is reasonable. The Trubisky trade is indefensible unless you believe the Bears are right about him and everyone else in the league is wrong.

FENCING!!!

I suspect this will be followed shortly by trading away Addison Reed for a better prospect than we gave away. I’m not saying I love this move, but I get it.

As a non-Redskins fan in Redskins territory, I STRENUOUSLY object!

Never been, but it sounds like the Reston, VA of the West Coast. CHARMING!!!

Eh, he was OK in college. 14 TD/10 INTs as a junior adn 16/6 as a senior. His 60% completion percentage wasn’t anything special either. There’s a reason he was drafted in the 6th round.

Thank you for your service, but fuck your stupid opinion.

No judgment here as I’ve never been, but I’ll point out that a lot of people also liked 2 1/2 Men. Maybe it’s time to take a long hard look in the mirror...

He probably wasn’t going to make the team anyway, they just saw an easy excuse for cutting him with the legal issues, then looked kinda dumb when it turned out he was mistakenly accused. I really don’t see what the big deal is here.

Counterpoint: You look stupid.

“Chew BRAIN CHAW, you retarded faggot.”

Yes and yes.

Sure have. Used to come to my parents neighborhood and play for 30+ minutes while all the kids stood in line to get their ice cream.

My mistake, the article conveniently glossed over the fact that she’s correct about it being illegal. I need to remember not to take the fusion articles at face value.

Nope. Sorry.

Sure. Here we have one lady who doesn’t like the ice cream truck music. And we have a whole lot of other property owners who either like it or don’t care. So this lady can fuck off, and so can you.

This is a bad take, particularly as ice cream trucks aren’t “obscenely loud,” nor did she try to “be upfront and work with him” (she told him to turn it off, then straight up lied and said it was illegal).

Sure, the truck shouldn’t have (partially) blocked his driveway. But the guy definitely shouldn’t have responded by SHOOTING THE TRUCK! And no, slashing his tires wouldn’t have been much better (just safer for his neighbors). It’s kinda like clotheslining someone for standing on your property rather than asking…