[opens Gawker site]

I cringed imagining what happens after three.

I've got a lead foot.

Chris Hanson-"Hello, I'm Chris Haaaaaaaaanson. What brought you into this dealership today?"

I have to say, apart from the rant on a friday and entertainment, this was the best thing i have read all day in terms of hlariousness.

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