Have you tried working out in a trouser suit? That might help.

This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow resurgence is giving me the best, most wonderful case of Grinch Heart Syndrome:

I hate people who are totally wrapped up in themselves.

I feel ya, girl. I'm thinking about printing out cards to hand out in situations like this that say something along the lines of,"What you just said and/or did was potentially problematic and/or a fuckload of sexist bullshit. I would verbally correct you, but I am fucking exhausted from dealing with shit like this my…

Have a monkey hug.

I am too klutzy to wear jewelry like that. I would accidently stab myself constantly!

They should have, instead of altering the students' clothing, just photoshopped some cats in there.

Bottom left is serving some serious face.

My little chihuahua was dumped. The first time my husband saw her she was sticking out of a bag of KFC, trying to rustle up some grub. I don't wish any harm to whoever dumped her. I assume they were in bad circumstances and couldn't bear to drop her at the shelter, where she would most likely have been euthanized. …

I got my nuggets from Craigslist through a rescue agency. This was the photo attached to the ad for Mr. Sparkles. How could I resist!

Coming home to be snubbed by a pair indignant felines is always the best part of a vacation :)

My dog was dumped in a public park. A woman who walking her dog saw a pick-up truck pull into the park, dump him, and when he tried to get back into the truck she saw the driver kick him, shut the door, and leave him whimpering. This was an early January day in Maryland. She couldn't leave him, because she's a good…

I don't have any kittens, but my friend saw this little guy today. :)

Not really getting the snark. Is she kind of over the top about it? Yes, I can agree with that. But she does have a point. It's pretty fucked for Instagram to allow photos of women being sexualized (seriously, where is that woman's face) but breast cancer survivors can't post photos of their breasts as a source of…

"He says the expulsion has made it impossible for him to start his job at a Wall Street firm, which was offered upon assumption he would graduate from the college."

I'll never forget "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings." Of all the amazing things she has done, written and said, this quote gets me every time. RIP

The right to bear finger guns was handed down from God himself. You can cut my finger guns off of my cold, dead hands.

Joe the Plumber: always showing his ass.

RIP, Phenomenal Woman.