I think we could all use a hedgehog in an egg cup.

Here's another present for you: Stitches! Because that's what snitches get! SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH!

Did you know I made $46,840 last month spamming the Gawker network???

He ends with, "I truly apologize to anybody that I may have offended."

I'm pretty sure that at the time, to the person who lost the pet, it feels like the worst. It's not meant to be taken literally as THE WORST thing that can and ever will happen to all of humanity.

Seriously, how HARD is it to say, "oh shit, I totally didn't intend it that way, but I should have been more thoughtful and paid attention. I'm really, very sorry." The end. You keep a little bit of self respect.

It's the "may have offended" part that I have trouble with. Instead of acknowledging that he did something offensive, intentionally or otherwise, he's putting the onus on the people that were (rightfully) offended. That's bullshit, at least as far as I'm concerned.

Oh, for fuck's sake, Macklemore. When will people realize that, regardless of your intention, if you do something offensive (and no, you don't get to choose whether or not someone else finds it offensive), you just apologize and try not to do it again? "But that's not what I meant!" IS NOT AN APOLOGY or an…

Thanks to your Dad for all his awesome service!! :-)

All the yeps! It reminded me of this photo from my area. The fires aren't even completely out, but these guys need a break... Professional and volunteer(!) firefighters are our modern-day heroes.

Tooth tattoos are for pussies. I have "THUG LIFE" tattooed on my liver.

I have such a huge soft spot for firefighters because my dad is a retired fire captain. I seriously get a little teary-eyed every time I see an engine go past with the lights flashing. It's such a tough job, both physically and emotionally. These guys are heroes.

I'd get a piece of spinach tattooed on my tooth and watch people go crazy.

I have a friend who works for CalFire and is freaked about the upcoming fire season (which really is just a continuation of last year's fire season). It's sooooo dry here.

Raider's fan? It figures.

my condo complex caught fire two years ago and it took 39 firemen to put it out. They saved my life and home. Mad props to all firefighters everywhere!

Having worked with a volunteer fire department, I know some firefighters can get so into the work that they forget to take breaks, which is extremely important. It's good to see they're taking care of themselves, in spite of how horrific those fires are. If they kill themselves, who will be there to take up the fight?

I think this picture is rather sweet. I have all the feels right now! All the feels!

I am literally surprised the guy had enough energy for a smile! Those people are working their asses off! Its dangerous, I used to be a cop and I think its crazy to go running toward a fire!!! Bless 'em all! Keep your selves safe!

My brother is a firemen. All the love for firemen!!