I feel your pain. I've killed succulents. Succulents! :(

Thanks for the so-very-needed laugh!

Thanks for posting; not only is your comment thoughtful/interesting, but you used the word "contumaciously," which I had to look up and now intend to use, as it's a great one!

My brother and I had the AT-AT, which amounted to "cat annoy-er" in our hands.

I agree; the sandwich rant is art.

Yick.

That sounds delicious!

Ugh, blerg, indeed.

That sounds lovely! My mother used to make the classic jiffy corn muffin mix recipe and put it in the waffle iron - so tasty with maple syrup.

I was working outdoor seating at a cafe once and had an iced tea going on a side table to keep myself hydrated and cool(ish), as it was quite hot out there. The straws we used were quite large in circumference, and it took a moment for me to realize, having taken a sip, that I'd sucked a bumblebee up the straw and…

Agree with tw123's and wherearemyfuzzysocks' advice.

Sounds like an incredible garden!

Would love to see those.

Sweet story, and the typo started off a really funny thread, which is always a treat to read with my morning coffee; thank you! :)

I've been wanting to do the pajama jean thing for a while, but keep forgetting to seek them out. I'll join you in your shameless comfort. :)

And just to further dig myself into a hole, if I'm not interested in her, why did I click this article...because I'm procrastinating before my workout. :P

Haha, oops...

Yeah, I mean, I'm not a fan of the "tough love" (screaming in someone's face) approach to exercise motivation, anyway, but since I saw her shilling for some "cleanse" and "fat burner" products, I have no interest in anything she sa

:D

Oh, that face!