The cops might have at least made these fools stay and do the glitter-sweeping, for feck's sake! What a scene!

Hahaha, the visuals produced by the dine and dash attempters are priceless!

How lovely! :)

So cute!

Yikes!

Honestly, I think it would be interesting to study customer psychology. People who may be very intelligent/compassionate/aware human beings in the course of their days enter restaurants or retail establishments and something switches off in their brains!

Why, indeed!! My best friend and I quit our server jobs at the small town cafe where we worked, as we were moving out of state. We threw ourselves a going-away party (haha) and part of the celebration included t-shirts we'd fashioned with iron-on messages on the back. Mine read "Please say "please,'" and hers said "Do…

People often say that the internet can't offer much in the way of true human connection, (and, of course, we need in-person stuff, too) but I've had many really profound moments chatting with people who reach out and share.

I have Crohn's disease, and it's a real challenge, that's for sure. I know all too well the fun of subsisting on shakes - yay!

I am a complete stranger on an internet chat, so feel free to ignore/disagree/tell me to stuff it, but I can't help myself nosing in here after reading such palpable pain and despair in your words...

Posted at 4:20...nicely played! :) As far as mind-altered movie viewing, I can attest to the fact that dropping acid and then watching "The Cable Guy" can be pretty horrifying. Luckily, I was with a friend and not alone, though she was equally tripping/terrified, so we weren't much comfort to one another!

Seriously..."The Onion of Time" sounds like some double-LP (yes, I'm old) concept album title. Love it.

This is a fantastic story and so poetically rendered!

Love "Dowd-ing."

Your description of the scene is brilliant...and, there's video?? I once had a similar realization (but I was unstoned at the time) about the singing voice. Recordings, even good ones, cannot capture *exactly* what it sounds like to be in the room with someone singing, and we, ourselves, cannot hear our voices as…

Hmmm, not seeing the problem. :P

What? You cannot fail!

Yeah, it takes a bit of maneuvering to get the glop off the end, and I use another mascara for the bottom lashes. Otherwise, this one works pretty well and is vegan friendly, too, which I appreciate. :)

Eh, after gaining my weight back having been severely emaciated and *almost dying* due to Crohn's disease, I had that silly thought, too, when my jeans actually fit instead of sliding off me. Ugh! Roomba cat will discipline us properly...

This gif made me legit-snort my earl grey. Thank you. :)