I think everybody’s allowed to do that though, so it’s NBD.

I’m not the only one who did a double take, thinking this was a F150

This is how you fix F1...jumps!

So, he reads Tavarish on Jalopnik?

My worst customer continually buys cars based on advice from the internet that require far more maintenance than expected. He also has unreasonable expectations of time required for repairs, always underestimates costs, is never satisfied with the performance gains )or lack thereof) after the fact, and is usually…

I REFUSE to believe people are so, um... lack of intelligence.

Back in January, a year old Equinox with about 55K on it was brought it with the customer complaining of a pop noise, and oil leaking on their driveway. As soon as I start it up, the chains made a hellish no-oil noise, but cleared up after 10 seconds. I bring it into the shop and come across a bulletin where frozen…

I just saw this on Kanye’s blog:

Maybe not the skyline but several landmarks are iconic.

You have this story all wrong. The R/T was pulled over for not speeding. That’s a clear violation of Dodge Law.

This really was a great post. Your writing is getting really damn funny.

I get a ton of attention — more than any other car I’ve ever owned. But the attention is awesome. It’s car enthusiasts who really know the car, rather than a bunch of people at a gas station with a pickup who only care how much it costs. It’s way more fun.

He said he was impressed...

Which ones?!? All of them!

So how was that BJ?

Another one. This one goes back a few years, when Chevy had a contest where the customer pushed the Onstar button on a car in the showroom for a chance to win a new car. An old guy pulled in, in an old Lumina APV, and asked which car, and showed the salesman his to-do list for the day: “1) get bread & milk, 2)…

I have two of my favorites, both from the same older Iranian sales guy I used to work with. Hilarious guy, had been here since the late 60’s and spend most of those decades doing hookers and blow.

Worked as a broker.

This is like asking Charles Manson which of his victims was the worst.

#thathappened