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I went crack pipe after seeing the stereo.

@FordTuffMcgruff: I totally agree. I test drove the goat and loved it. Sadly, I didn't want to drive a Grand Am Coupe

My fantasy:

I love the green police. I think of them every time I fire up my Victory Vision bike with no emissions on it.

@Buckus: Same thing caused this that causes 100% of airplane crashes... Gravity.

If you polish the engine that much, will it turn into a proper sports car engine?

I hate seeing a Caddy go like this... What? It's a Cimarron? Fuck it. Burn bitch!

@Jagvar: He's highly unstable and in a pressure situation he could snap just like "that"..

In all my time at Jalopnik, I have never seen a more deserving crack pipe.

How much do you want to bet Nissan voids this warranty? "You can't spin the tires like that!"

@PaulE: Is that Steve Balmer??

Well, that just settles it. I'm not buying one.

The front end looks like an old Saturn!

I have an SC430 (go ahead and laugh, but it's fun daily transportation). It came with run flats. What an awful, awful ride quality. Well, I got a flat (on the run flats) and decided I was going to go with regular tires with a can of fix-a-flat. OMG, what an improvement. It gets traction, doesn't threaten to knock

@Hobolicious: Joey, do you ever hang around the gymnasium?

I had a 1st gen Impulse Turbo. I loved that car. It was quick, reliable, and fun as hell to drive. And you know what? It was REAR WHEEL DRIVE!

@kooper: Beautiful car. My first car was a GTV Sprint Veloce. 1979. Shit brown. I loved it (not a fan of the color)

My first car was an Alfa. It makes me so sad to see an Alfa die. This isn't how they're supposed to go.