if you banned him for 10 years, and in that time he was cryogenically frozen, you’d need to extend the ban to cover the length of his hibernation.

I mean, because us black people are pretty familiar with this Latino stereotype. Not that funny, but, like, I’m not really that offended. Setting this up as him “telling a racist joke” seems to take this out of context.

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

There had better be a twenty minute monologue about nuclear proliferation each time the porn stars change positions.

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Guys like him normally make one move then complain on the internet when it doesn’t work.

Capitalism. Pure, unbridled capitalism.

This is a really fascinating glimpse at Korean gaming culture. I remember the Cinderella law, but didn’t know about the Blizzard deal with gaming cafes. Very interesting! As much as I love couch gaming here in the states, the communities that have sprung up around the world are pretty cool.

Not really when that shit involve underage kids.

Man, I actually just read Console Wars recently and had a hard time getting through it because of all the fictionalization! So much of it was clearly made up, I found it really tough to read.

It also won’t be completely broken for them at launch.

Maybe I’m getting too old for meme trends, but this really is not funny.

As a gay person with trans friends, we’re going to move that “punch you in the face” goal posts back just a bit.

“It’s OK for Nazis to be Nazis” is the hill you want to die on?

The belief that Jews or Blacks is to be tolerated such as every other belief, no matter how disgusting it is and how much one disagrees with.

Let’s make this very clear. The belief that, say, transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the bathrooms of their choice is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that women shouldn’t have the right to control their own bodies is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that blacks and Jews should…

Note to self: introduce more women to Mass Effect. Badass ladies are everywhere, plenty of open world to explore, there’s a huge sense of satisfaction from getting the “best” endings, and everyone knows you’re playing wrong if you don’t pick Jennifer Hale’s FemShep.