If anything, this article came across as being critical of the system that condescends young women and teenage girls as shallow and vapid, then acts super surprised when actually they’re not. It wasn’t scolding people who wouldn’t be aware of Teen Vogue specifically.

Or...

At the very least, the “wanting to make out with family members” part works.

Remember when you asked me if I’m trying to do any correlation between obesity and GMO’s and I told you I’m not but other people are?

Personally I am not. These researchers are though.

Why do you care about making useless comments?

Same reason the US cares about gambling.

I’m really glad they went with scantily dressed model. It’s a really interesting design for a female character in fiction, the bikini makes me afraid of her and afraid for her.

Being covered by insurance =/= going to see the doctor

I hope I am never in the position of that witness (or the decedent, of course).

60 million plus people just proved that they hate America. So there ya go.

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favoritest take on the Citadel.

Get the fuck out of here with your “the left”.

Would two indio cast members count for one black?

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Sadly, his transportation pick is one of his better ones.

Interesting non-traditional lease you & your roommates have there.

In all seriousness, these kinds of stories need to be told before it’s too late to turn back the clock on America’s own march toward Russian-inspired authoritarianism and all its little quirks.

Sorry the great white shark may be a lie but the great orange dick is completely real.

I’d usually correct something like that and pretend it never happened but you know what? It works here.