Don’t you mean, *AHEM* “DUBBLE DIBBLE!”

I guess the biggest irony of the whole thing is the fact that he played a corpse that had broken its neck in Monkeybone, with a full on neck and head brace.

Dude, I immediately got vibes of “Save.....Martha!” From the “Bucky....is......alive!” Piece.  

NASCAR wants to give the Red Dragon a little more juice.  

Any article that refers to Jaden Smith as a “young badass” is not to be trusted.  

Based on reading the synopsis you wrote above, I can see why it’s unreleasable. It sounds terrible, like another overly complicated young adult series that wouldn’t make it all the way anyway, like that terrible Divergent series.  

They also gave a female hero the spotlight long before Marvel even considered admitting that maybe somebody once mentioned the possibility of thinking about discussing the potential for a movie that at least partially featured a female character that could be considered the lead.  

Google it.  The average man washes his hands maybe half the time after taking a deuce, and how many bearded men do you know who DON’T spend half their time running a hand through it to look more thoughtful or cool?  The average beard is loaded with fecal matter, and not all men shower regularly or even clean…

What happens if you find and “read” all 50 copies of the Daily Bugle?  

They’re also loaded with bacteria and fecal matter, like a LOT of it. 

They just took away a huge selling point of the standard S model as well, affordable 4K Blu Ray Player.  Wtf is wrong with Microsoft?

Oh yea, I can see it now, Jaden Smith in a Marvel movie, “How can we be heroes, if we don’t have eyes to see mirrors?”

I have twin eight year olds, a boy and a girl. During the boardroom scene of Shazam the boy broke down and was begging to go home, and stayed that way for about five minutes afterwards. Because I’m a lousy dad, I wouldn’t just up and leave because I think he needs to learn to stick that stuff out, which eventually…

I’m curious what your vote would be for most overrated MCU film would be.  Mine without a doubt is Black Panther.  

I respectfully disagree, there’s no way IM3 is better than GOTG 1 or 2, or Ragnarok.  Captain Marvel is still up in the air for me, it was fine, but not amazing.  

Oh god. I rewatched Spawn last year thinking, “Man this movie was so dope when it came out and I was 10!” And after rewatching it, no. Just no.

It must have been Tuesday, he was driving his cornflower blue GTI. 

Swap Guardians 2 with Iron Man 3 and you’ve got yourself a list. 

It didn’t sound even remotely close.  

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