No, your logic breaks down quickly when you examine it.

Well, he does office at 666 5th Avenue. True story!

Wow, just think of how much doping he can get done while in an actual hospital!?!?! I think this is just a new training method.

Wow, just think of how much doping he can get done while in an actual hospital!?!?! I think this is just a new training method.

Wow, just think of how much doping he can get done while in an actual hospital!?!?! I think this is just a new training method.

Wow, just think of how much doping he can get done while in an actual hospital!?!?! I think this is just a new training method.

Don’t you agree that the Access Hollywood deal was much worse than this? This was consensual and everyone’s OK. So why would anyone care about this? He’s screwing porn stars and Playmate of the Year. Good for him. It’s not like he’s getting blown by interns in the Oval Office and lying about it.

The 47% comment was right. That genuinely is the percentage of Americans that do not pay Federal income tax.

Agreed. Plus, Puerto Rico was fucking flattened. It may as well have been bombed. Putting Syria back together would be easier.

I hope the investigation is to find out why he hasn’t solved the Israel/Palestine conflict yet. What the fuck is taking him so long? I thought that was his first priority and he hasn’t done shit to make that happen yet.

There is no such candidate or party because, broadly speaking, most people view the police favorably. Running on an anti-police/anti-law and order ticket is political doom.

No, they just look at it differently and think if you break the law, you shouldn’t be given a free pass.

This isn’t news. Stevens wrote an entire book about how he’d change the Constitution in 2014. It included his criticism of 2A/Heller.

Did you know that Radiohead was itself sued over Creep? They stole the song from The Hollies. So this whole kerfuffle (which I just learned of) is funny on multiple levels.

I haven’t read the book and, to be candid, didn’t even know Penn had written one.

The irony of a guy bitching about a book he hasn’t actually read is why I come to internet comment sections.

The flaw in all these arguments is that people want to isolate the factors that lead to mass murders. If you’re pro-gun control, you want to lay all the blame on the gun. If you’re on the other side, you want to blame anything but the gun.

I’m not saying these measures are useless, but they’re certainly tedious and a waste of time and resources.

OK. Maybe you can help your alter ego learn to make better slides for use on the internet.

C’mon. She’s saying that people today are very conscientious about what they ingest but we still have an opioid problem. The fact people are health-conscious but also use opioids is a weird paradox.