I dunno, this seems more like you talking yourself into buying a 996. That’s definitely not the 911 I want!

Grand Tour, Episode 1: Bring Your Own Lunch

Drag. The term you’re looking for is “drag.”

B-E-S-U-R-E-T-O-D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-gaddamit

funny, as the local saying goes, “aint shit in hemet.”

“Packard,” not “Mallard.”

no matter your sleep schedule, time has no meaning.

humble too! *humble pie contains 14% humility, 85% pork groin, 1% misc. additives.

“now open for donutting.”

I want a tablet form with a touch screen on both sides, one that runs full windows, the other runs an actual mac operating system so I can use all of my apps. Also, they should share a hard drive so I can see everything from both interfaces, an nfc link to phone for internet access, wireless charging, pony, final…

If ever there was an appropriate use of an Elvis themed marriage, this is it.

f asci, where’s the ansi??

*A fact, by very definition, is true.

Any credit you had was lost with Lucas electronics.

Awesome:)

Next up: “Cruise control?! psh, I have gum!”

whats the problem? mine runs great, wouldn’t trade it for a basket of apples.

Look, Canada, we love crack. We really do.

Neat, San Diego!! Did anyone bitch about you pulling on to the sidewalk in front of the Museum of Man or is that a Porsche driving perk I’m unaware of?

we all appreciate the insighy as to how such an issue could have occurd.