Now who’s doing the assumptions. Takes a true self-centered a-hole to know what behavior those types of people would exhibit.

And you assumed people have eyes on the back of their heads SPECIFICALLY to see YOU coming; because the whole universe whould bend its law to fit YOUR need. Which makes you the self-centered a-hole.

If you’re in that much of a hurry, sprint. Find an empty road and sprint your heart out; figuratively and I’m hoping, literally. If not, learn some agility and go around the person walking slowly in front of you.

I walk VERY slow because I like to enjoy my moments walking. I carry a poison/rusty/dirty needle on me at…

Right.....so people who don’t have eyes behind their heads to see you, who doesn’t have lips on his face, should be watching for you.....
Talk about self-centered a-hole.

Will these things work if I don’t get a full 8 hours of sleep.

Will these things work if I don’t get a full 8 hours of sleep.

How about being lying, cheating, manipulative wh*re. That’s the top deal breaker on my list.

Some stupid female fed my dog chocolate. She found herself living on the street real quick.

No one is forcing you to do anything. All I’m saying is if you were to bring something you bought from the store just say, “I bought this from the store.” THERE IS NO NEED TO LIE.

When you have cheated on your partner. First, kill the person you were cheating on your partner with. Second, kill yourself.

All that work, just to lie to people who actually gave enough sh*t to invite you to their gatherings.

What’s wrong with just saying you bought it from the store?

STOP THE LIES !!!

They honestly expect me to believe those love taps by that tiny girl is hurting those big burly men?

Super siked for this game. Can’t wait.

I have that dream, too. Except it’s the lockers of the ALL the girls I was stalking....at the same time. I was stalking the locker, not girl...not that it makes a difference.

So...basically, this is teaching you to lie to people who are close to you and already gave you their trust....... -_-
WOW....just....wow.....

OR...you can just not care and let her rip.

10. Ability to kiss ass on paper.
9. Ability to kiss ass in person.
8. Know who to CC when complaining about how other people are not doing their job even though it’s none of your business.
7. Willing to slave for minimal pay.
6. Know who’s ass to kiss.
5. Know how to restart a computer.
4. Know how use Word’s thesaurus to…

What? I thought every woman alive have mastered this technique already.
Instead of learning how to be a better liar. How about NOT LYING AT ALL....EVER.

Is it just me or does the actual people’s names sound way cooler than the anime character’s names.

All nice and dandy advice, but when you have to eat ramen noodles 3 times per day everyday just so you have enough to pay rent/bill/student loan. There isn’t much left for “savings.”

His face looks like a white man’s face. -_-