As @avclub-be925cdb6f03c1b58212df4c2831aedd:disqus  said, there was a fourth season, but they replaced the entire cast and they only gave them about $5 for an effects budget.
Anyway, please tell me you aren't making that Orangutan sitcom up, and if it is in fact real, links please.

OK, here's where I show I know too much about Airwolf.
The guy shooting the hikers was a crazy environmental type who thought he was protecting the wild cats he was studying (his battle cry was "felis canadensis!"). To top it off, the guys he was shooting at are vets in wheelchairs climbing a mountain. It's from the…

Oh man, I just caught the second half of Columbo vs. Foppish Shatner last night.

Yeah, that's pretty much all I remember. I would have cut that turtle out of that punk kid.

If he was closeted, his appearance on Adventures in Hollyhood wouldn't have made any sense.

If I were you, I'd double check that the plumbing and wiring haven't been stolen and sold for scrap before I made any bold statements like that.

Yes, I would like a glass of Tranya, thanks.

I've been waiting for some hysterical article about an uptick in
archery-related accidents among prepubescent girls to make the news.

I've never really followed these guys, but I heard "Sacrilege" and thought it was OK. Then they played the title track from this album on Kimmel last night, and it made me embarrassed for humanity.

As mentioned above, the actual soundtrack is great, and up there with Forbidden planet for soundtracks that are great when HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT!

Maybe with enough drugs that nothing would make sense anyway, and it only needs to look cool.

His script is out there on the innernets, and I've read it. It's not great, but it doesn't have half of the really awful shit that made me hate the final product. Also, to be totally fair, I think Scott is probably just as much to blame as Lost Boy for taking an OK script and turning it into something offensively bad.

Oh shit, I just misread that as "Klaus Kinski IS an adaption of a work by the Marquis de Sade…"

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus - Hard Rock Zombies is a whole bunch of awesome sort of randomly slapped together, and it's great. I particularly like the scene in the van where the bass player is playing the "resurrection riff" and he keeps reanimating and being bitten by the same mosquito.

@Dikachu:disqus no, I waited until Rambo forged a new prop out of a hunk of rebar. I'm really into impossible blacksmithing.

Had. Wayne just seems to be trying too hard to maintain some kind of weirdo persona. Maybe it's natural, but it just smacks of effort to me.

My friend and I watched that whole "pillaging the village" scene in slow motion, multiple times. You need to get worse friends.

How much is left after the bleeps? It's only like two minutes long to start with; it's probably down to about thirty seconds of actual music at that point.

“Take Your Love And Shove It" is a classic. Pesci calling out the solos really sells it- "Now THAT'S fuckin' tinklin'!"

Yes.