When I saw Terrorvision had appeared on Netflix Instant a year or so ago, I had hoped it was a sign it might finally get a DVD release. It actually seems more appropriate to watch it on the used rental VHS I have, though.

I assume from performances, just like actual musicians.

I assume from performances, just like actual musicians.

I find it hard to express the extent of my hatred for golf, so let's just say it's a lot of hatred. Yet, I love Caddyshack. Go figure.

I find it hard to express the extent of my hatred for golf, so let's just say it's a lot of hatred. Yet, I love Caddyshack. Go figure.

Verhoeven is great with commentary tracks, but the addition of Schwarzenegger makes it kind of like the stupidest/funniest ESL class ever.

Verhoeven is great with commentary tracks, but the addition of Schwarzenegger makes it kind of like the stupidest/funniest ESL class ever.

D.C. Cab is pretty OK; it's a good ensemble with a useless lead.

D.C. Cab is pretty OK; it's a good ensemble with a useless lead.

Looks like they did. So, what does it take to do that?

Looks like they did. So, what does it take to do that?

Dude, the place a few blocks from my house is generally pretty brazen with the lingo. It actually really put me off at first, like they were going to pull out a badge at any moment, since I've been used to the "water pipe" code since high school.

Dude, the place a few blocks from my house is generally pretty brazen with the lingo. It actually really put me off at first, like they were going to pull out a badge at any moment, since I've been used to the "water pipe" code since high school.

Rated R for side-boob and smoking.

But at least it gave O'Neal the chance to introduce me to the term "drug rug", which I've somehow missed. How did that happen?

But at least it gave O'Neal the chance to introduce me to the term "drug rug", which I've somehow missed. How did that happen?

Yeah, I seem to only get that second one.

Yeah, I seem to only get that second one.

Oh, shit, you just beat me to it.

Oh, shit, you just beat me to it.