Clearly you don’t work in the film industry. Because what you just said violates every safety protocol ever written.

A peek inside the casting room:

No comma they’re not period.

I like Nathan’s writing too, but I’d be lying if I said I thought the reviews here were better at three paragraphs. A little biased here, of course, because I like going longer than three paragraphs and have been excited by the opportunity to do so.

I didn’t think the movie was supposed to make logical sense (or at least I agree with you that it didn’t make sense). I only saw it once, many years ago, but I remember thinking that it felt like it was going for some sort of allegory or meditation on facing death. Had a dream logic vibe to it.

This kind of ties in with his complaint to make it a strength. The characters are awful, and they all die at the end! Great!

Not a big fan of Red Letter Media catchphrases.

Was just thinking about The Grey the other day. Gorgeous flick.

Before Sunrise was obvious, but was eliminated from the list because it didn’t meet the # of theaters that was part of this list’s criteria. 

Gonna get in touch with the Kinja folks and see if they can engineer some downvoting just so I can downvote this.

Paddington 2 was an awesome movie. We don’t even have kids and really enjoyed it.

we barely got to see the monster, and everyone died at the end...what a disappointing movie.

Every few months, it bothers the hell out of me that Zero Effect is neither available on DVD/Blu-Ray, nor streamable on any of the usual suspects. Oi, Netflix - get on it immediately!

I liked The Grey more than Taken. Taken whooped ass and all, but The Grey has stuck with me more than Taken has.

Cloverfield and The Grey deserve more respect, dammit!

Agreed. And I watched an interview with some of the cast and Wain in which he said that the writers and he had been developing this for 10 years. Yeesh. Maybe that explains why in the hell he would cast Will Forte as a man 20 years his junior. I mean, that was the central conceit of the WHAS world. But when he’s the…

This wasn’t a particularly inspired movie which is disappointing given the talent in the cast and Wain’s work on WHAS. This movie features basically the same formula as Blow and Wolf on Wall Street and it just isn’t particularly interesting to me to see a biopic in this vein anymore.

Honestly this is such a lazy script.

...they’ll be dinosaur skeletons and she’ll deny they exist because the Earth was only created 6000 years ago.

The bombing in NYC was in 93. How quickly we all forget.