Just gotta shout it out loud…
… to the zero people still paying attention to this comment board: I never understood the appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer until seeing this movie the other day. Doubters, go see it. That is all.

Is this the untimely end of I Watched This On Purpose?!
So this is what it's like when doves cry!

It's because you pissed on hospitality.

A bee-minus?
I'll bee darned.

Whichever it is, my answer is "Yes!", provided you wear a cut-out of that avatar at all times.

I don't get it!

The people love their Big Fish (especially Finney)
Am I the only one who doesn't? I thought it was transparently whimsical and treacly.

Animal Collective involved? Automatic 9.0, minimum.

Pssh. If you already know there's a twist, of course it's easy.

I disagree. Women kicking you in the balls = very funny

Ooo trolls out in force

Answer it
Quien es mas macho?

Oops, already covered by That Guy. *shakes fist*

Alexander did have gratuitous Rosario Dawson boobs, so there's that.

I stand by my phrasing, carnsarnit.

I'm pushing for Andy Kaufman's "Heartbeeps".

Dr. Fu Manfail

Tim Burton gets a lifetime pass for Pee Wee's Big Adventure/Beetlejuice/Ed Wood.

So…
… how does this compare to that other pachydermian classic, "Operation: Dumbo Drop"?