Aw your poor mom. Before I got put in a ton of meds there were days I wouldnt venture out because of my tummy. I was the type who will drive home if it’s within an hour to poop if it’s possible. Now that I’m disabled I had to learn to get over myself since I can’t sit up for extended periods. One of the best perks of…

My family’s from the impenetrable countrysides of China (to this day my Father still cannot point out exactly where he’s from on a map, it’s so remote). So I’ve shat in a lot of open air latrines, it’s a lot of two meter deep pits where you are squatting on two planks of not all that steady wood (another choice is…

Although that wasn’t a public restroom. But my mind immediately went to that story, which was years ago but made an IMPACT.

I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

Well his gender parity cabinet was pretty great, I’m getting more money each month thanks to the liberal government’s family policy and I agree with his ongoing commitment to welcome refugees. This isn’t policy but I was also thrilled to have PM finally attend a Pride parade.

But (in spite of the title of this post), in Canada, he’s actually pretty close to being royal (kind of like the Canadian version of a Kennedy). His dad was Pierre Trudeau and his grandpa was James Sinclair.

He’s raised Canada’s profile on the world stage in the short time he’s been PM than Harper did during his 300 year term (that’s what it felt like). Go take a nap, you’re cranky.

My toddler had started saying yuck when I try to kiss him and it’s the most devastating rejection I’ve ever had.

Yes, the Cons here -Alberta- do love to scream and be obnoxious about things.

It’s like he knows that Prince George was named after his ancestor, and not him. That’s why.

He has been ‘getting to work’ since day one, guess what ‘photo ops’ go with the job, they happen, get over it. It takes a lot of glad-handing to undo the damage that was done by the last guy.

Now there is just no excuse for that! It’s unnatural to not take him to Prince George and buy him a tee-shirt with PRINCE GEORGE printed on it from a souvenir shop! 

Came here to make that joke. But seriously, how could anyone not love him?

Awww, I think he tried the “high five” move, which is good for kids - much lower commitment and less intimidating than a hug or handshake.

Prince George also snubbed my city of Prince George by not including us on the tour. We are all beneath him. I’m kind of glad I’ll likely be dead before he’s king. Bound to be a ruthless tyrant.

And it’s such a hard thing to bring up, because you have to admit that you snoooped. So they have a reason to make themselves the victim because you snooped on them and “broke the trust.”

O shit I completely thought it was for him! Why else would it merit gossip?

ouch.

Some traits do seem to skip a generation.

I think you mean porn stash. Although it would be equally disturbing if your brother had a porn stache: