Pfft, I just did back to back 1040's. Gettin’ that shit done early this year.

Looks like the driver of that Compass needs a better sense of

Fixed it for you.

Yeah, I was about 20 yards from Doug when he caught it. It was even more incredible in real life.

Stuff like this is why HOAs shouldn’t exist.

Stuff like this is why HOAs exist.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

Looks like he wanted to keep the cone. He swiped right.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

Uh, yeah, when I watch football I do so to watch football. If I wanted to see some Social Justice Warrior shit, I’d do something besides watch football.

Any belief in this team is usually rewarded with a streak of 10 losses.

Stay white, and you’ll be alright.

Easy: Front plate requirement. Ohio, requires it. Michigan (and damn near everyone else), not so much.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

England: tyres
America: tires