I lost a not insignificant number of friends and stopped talking to a number of family members that decided to stand behind this asshole.

I am renewing my love in his great uncle? cousin? Teddy. He’s a character in a novel I’m reading, but my word I’d love to see a REAL strong man, take on 45*. TDR would verbally and physically beat the tar out of this posing little hothouse flower of ours.

Call me basic, but I find their Samsung commercials very cute, and if they were to break up it would be proof yet again that there is no such thing as true love.

I mean, one of them has glasses, though.

I think the difference is the respect for the institutions of government and of the American people. GWB had bad policy that tanked the economy and got us into unwinnable, destabilizing, unjustifiable wars. But he at least respected the office of the Presidency, the humanity of Muslims and immigrants, and while he…

So clearly W is no moral authority here, but the fact that he famously never commented publicly on Obama, but is already commenting on Trump, is kind of a big fucking deal.

Honestly, I really dig that haircut on dudes. *hides under desk*

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

is currently seated at a table full of professional women and Ivanka Trump

“This sums up the whole of my administration”

This is so deliciously good.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Really? Clintons attended Trump weddings, were close friends, golfing buddies etc. What does that tell you about Hillary etc?

its like sports fans are just assholes, generally

On the one hand, it would be hilarious to see Goodell eat his own shit sandwich on national TV.

Silver lining: Steelers fan’s are 97% as bad as Pats fans. I’d be rooting for the Falcons either way.

Not only do we have to hold our noses to decide who to root for in the Super Bowl, we also have to do it while listening to Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.