Oh, also, from my good friend George Carlin:

-Hyundai Tiburon

I’ll keep this bookmarked for when I lose everything and have to live out of my car...which is a very real possibility these days. Regardless of all that, it’s awesome you’re out doing stuff. Seriously. Sad thing is, I imagine you’ll get shitty comments from both misogynists and pervs. The harshest critics of people…

Cool. None of that invalidates the prices they sell for to the segment that appreciates them though.

If you ever get to own one for an extended period, AND use it for more than grocery-getting, you’ll understand.

People questioning the market and high market value for these need to ask themselves one thing: why are people willing to pay these seemingly high prices for these? Is it all just because people are goofy? Or could it be because these things are pretty amazing in general and the prices they command are actually…

Just going off that listing with those pics, I’m saying CP. Too many flags...like, why no decent interior shot when it’s a fucking convertible that makes taking decent interior shots a snap? Something’s up.

Uh huh...maybe chill out and enjoy life a bit. Outstretched sexy legs are never a thing to get uptight about.

That’s a way old burn, dude. Ain’t nothing new under this lame society’s stupid sun. Plus, he then ruined it with “Le yuk,” which is something only chubby pink-haired girls at ComicCon say. Never praise generic efforts. Incidentally, the only person I’ve ever seen with a face that truly resembles a foot is Gordon Ramsa…

“Remember when action figures started getting crazy jacked and muscular, even when the original source human of that figure was not remotely like that? It felt weird and forced, and, especially when it happened to cultural staples like Luke Skywalker up there, made us take a moment to re-evaluate just what, as a…

Well, I tried to read this all the way through, but it bored the fuck out of me. I guess I give almost no shits about bicycles. Good on ya for covering other modes of transport here though. Hopefully you don’t get too many, “WTF is this, Bikelopnik!?” comments.

Oh, and Joseph Campbell too. Carlin, Strummer and Joe Campbell...between those three, all the important bases are covered because they not only said it like it is, but also distilled essential truths from others down to the common vernacular. They made truth accessible.

Once again, George Carlin clued us all in to this shit decades ago...people really need to listen, actually LISTEN, to this prophet of truth. Actually, George Carlin and Joe Strummer are probably the only teachers we need. Anyway...

Car/bike-related: Peter Egan’s Collected Side Glances.

Singles.

You know, I don’t get all judge-y over “alternative” folks being all alternative (my feeling is: to each their own so long as it doesn’t negatively affect anyone else), but I will call out pretentious, idiotic bullshit when I see it. I see it here...in spades...and in droves. I’m sick of rich assholes seeking…

You do realize that “...consistently failing to meet promised delivery dates...” is a big reason for the “labor issues” you mention, right? Basically, we want our shit in a goddamn day or two, but we also think it’s wrong they treat the employees in these warehouses fulfilling those orders like robots...hey, speaking…

As has already been pointed out by so many actually knowledgeable others, Westbrook is a fucking idiot and snarky too, like most ignorant bloggers are nowadays. Gotta love how he notes all the negatives, misrepresents what are actually positives and then totally fails to even mention the times where Ford volunteered…

Your average American car-commenting rando has Toyota. Opinions, assholes, etc.

This was, what, six years ago?