squamateprimate
Squamate Primate
squamateprimate

I get it! Halloween is a movie about a killer and “slays” is slang for doing well!

You know the Treehouse of Horrors are getting bad when every story has a happy ending. Guess I’ll just rewatch the one that ends with a musical number where Santa’s Little Helper drags Bart’s skinless body away off screen to get me fucked up again.

Yes. Despite loving the first two, I never watched 3. I mocked the dancing with the rest of you,but that was all I saw. However, Topher was clearly supposed to be exactly like Peter Parker, but lacking that inner goodness. The casting works well with that in mind.

Topper Grace made sense on the basis of Eddie Brock as a dark mirror of Peter Parker as reporter. Similar age, physical type, little guy demeanor. His inherent reedy voiced smarm worked well prior to becoming a CGI people eating monster.

Thank’s

AND THEN THERE’S MAUDE!

“Almost certainly the most accomplished, acclaimed director to ever tackle a late entry in a long-running slasher series”

I can’t trust the judgment of a man who can’t tell a ball from a strike, sir...

Nah.

For an unpopular opinion I sure have been seeing this a lot this Halloween season.

That’s... not really that unpopular. 3 has received it’s due in the last decade or so.

Eh, it’s a fairly common take in these circles. 

Let this ostensibly be some sort of lesson to you.

Then my work here is done *a puff of smoke appears. when it dissipates, I am lying on the floor having an asthma attack*

That’s OK, Salem can handle the disappointment of having a reduced role...

“Hey, kid. Stop all the downloading!”

“Meteors are like birds. In their minds they believe that fly free, when in fact they are slaves to the inexorable pull of gravity, and in the end they exist only to ruin your family barbecue.” ~ Werner Herzog, post family reunion

I never cared much for Jean Grey as a character (much prefer Emma Frost) so, by extension, even a good adaptation of the Dark Phoenix Saga doesn’t really excite me that much.

Forget about it, Jake. It’s RedditTown.