Because Jackson and his writers very clearly had the idea they were going to “fix” the original movie’s story, leading to their mondo fuck-ups like splitting the romantic lead into two opposed caricatures, adding a weird subplot about a deck hand, making the woman fall in love with the monster, etc.

......the premise of Son of Kong is literally that Denham’s being held liable for what happened in King Kong

It’s an incredibly shallow movie

It’s a movie for people who don’t understand that cinematography is about establishing tone, among other things, instead of just pairing shots together in a pseudo-clever way

Movie is a piece of shit

Because the original Godzilla movie from 1954 focused on the human characters and was better than all this Legendary Titanverse Adspeak you diaper-wearing baby man

What’s sad is that the movie fucking sucks

The headline for this article suggests you’ve seen the movie, but instead you’re breathlessly reporting ad copy from the mouth of the director. You can’t possibly know what the headline says

No, he isn’t lol

No, he’s a suit

Throw in Marvel because they all suck

You’re a little bitch

Silence my little bitchling 

Shut the fuck up dweeb

But why

Already the worst headline of 2021

Watch movies for grown-ups, weirdo

What garbage

Literally everyone predicted the ending lmao

Whine more baby