Cave Drool, no question

School in the U.S. sucks anyway

Oh

Your weird battle is lost, get over it

A.V. Club, last bastion of the sort of aged guys who think they’re badass for being atheists

I don’t understand this as a troll but I support it 100%

The main thing I remember about Xena was that I watched it whenever Callisto showed up in previews, because I had a celebrity crush on Hudson Leick, and my girlfriend in high school decided to mirror it and try to outdo me at it, because those were the particular sort of screws she had loose.

Shut the fuck up dweeb

LOL

Ok

LMAO

“Quibi” was pretty amazing. It supposedly stood for “quick bites”, as though “bites” was pronounced “beets”, but the only real word “Quibi” brings to mind is “quibble”, something as small and pointless as Quibi. So, really, perfect all around.

Jesse, clearly your hackles have been raised. Now, I don’t want to go off on a rant here,

Wow, you really weren’t afraid to “raise some hackles” and skewer those nattering nabobs of baby-namery with the opinion we all share already! Bravissimo, you’re the hero of the hour!

My opinion is that Maya Rudolph is pretty obviously human, but that may be a little progressive for A.V. Club.

Yes, you need short mash-ups of other movies instead of an entire genre of movie right now, that’s what you NEED right NOW

Wow, you’ve seen the obscure cult hit Anchorman? And you have a clip for us to let us all know what it is, that’s so nice.

Oh

Yours isn’t

Yes, that certainly is a trivia point that’s almost relevant. Great job, you’re making progress!