LOL, nothing about Star Wars is “necessary”

You’re pretty dumb, LOL

Grocery stores have to think that’s a good idea and profitable for that to happen, and they don’t think the first because it’s definitely not the second.

You have been defeated.

Casual and new readers are disappearing, spud.

Merging with book stores to survive as businesses? When’s the last time you left your house? 2005?

“Canon” should be the first thing to die off here.

Let it die.

His character definitely didn’t serve to do any of that, though.

Pineland is extremely creepy.

Oh noooooo! The drink will be “off”! Noooooooo

“Some people really dislike ________ and they think, for some reason, that everybody else does too” is the best way to describe 99% of opinions on food and drink on the A.V. Club, articles and comments alike.

You almost sound like a grown-up! Yay!

What I love about A.V. Club is that your response to the writer’s childlike, fussy-eater attempt to act snobby is to try to out-child him.

And with this shitty show, which is worse?

I see NBC wants to mercy-kill us with the shittiness of their TV before the virus gets us... brave.

Turn six already

LOL

Hahahahaha, comparing the dumb messed-up faux-grim shock-edgy Archie show to Twin Peaks, AAAAAAAAhahahahaha!!!

No and you don’t get to pick the headlines doofus