“one of the biggest deaths in gaming”

Well, there goes any interest I had in this shit

D:<

Yeah, kid, we know.

Hundreds of thousands of dead civilians every year by bullets and bombs? That’s a hell of a slip on a banana peel for lovable clown “The United States”.

I bet his friends in high school didn’t even listen to his “mix CDs”. Every nerd in high school wants to think they “freak people out” instead of being generally recognized as boring and tedious.

Cool story

I think the only people who don’t enjoy surprise parties are the severely depressed.

Sending all of the slaves to Africa was about as “mainstream” among abolitionists as it was among non-abolitionists, meaning, not very.

Speaking seriously, though, Tom Breihan’s article series also qualify.

Hey, now! They reorganized all the old Inventory articles into slideshows, so they’re just as annoying as the recent ones!

No. Fuck off.

Tell snitchy the Company’s his boyfriend now.

How would the Tolkien fans plan on stopping them? Spells?

A spelling error in an A.V. Club article? I’m shocked! No, wait... I meant the other thing, the exact opposite of “shocked”.

Sony spent more on each of the two Amazing Spider-Man movies than the budgets of Iron Man, Thor or Captain America: The First Avenger. Both of them had pricey A-listers among the cast and were marketed and advertised at a substantial cost, and both of them almost certainly turned a profit anyway, if not one big enough…

Homeland was probably the most morally reprehensible CIA propaganda reel on TV until John Krasinski did that Jack Reacher bullshit.

The insecure, holier-than-thou pose you’re trying to adopt demonstrates why this guy’s such a success. Check that last quote in the story above to see why.

The host here is mostly positive and encouraging toward his audience, in stark contrast to a lot of prim, faux-polite YouTube lectures currently doled out to those not fortunate enough to have learned what the rest of us did as kids, where the lecturer is really just getting off on intimidating novices in the kitchen.

Xzibit was one of the most engaging TV hosts of that entire era of reality television. It’s worth noting that the “Pimp My Ride” survivors in that Huffington Post piece had nothing but good experiences with him in particular.