"I really could care less about . . ."
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Honestly, aside from "Bedtime Stories" and "Rehearsal Dinner," I think most of you guys have been sorely overrating the last two months of How I Met Your Mother episodes.

You and a million other people.

So if it wasn't a complete disaster, it wasn't all bad.

Guys, seriously, winter is coming.

This episode was painfully cliché in large parts.

"If I can't suck your blood, I'll suck myself's blood."

The horrified looks on Mordecai's and Rigby's faces after they saw Muscle Man get ready for the competition were amazing.

I'm glad they finally found a way to make Thomas worthwhile.

Adventure Time,

Mailed* it.

That letter Ted wrote to the girl at the pharmacy:

These seven episodes have felt longer than the whole of each of the last two seasons.

"Your costume is the Thomas's story of costumes."

Danny DeVito is giving Bryan Cranston a run for his money in the number-of-scenes-in-his-underwear department.

Duh, more genies, therefore, he gets more wishes.

This had neither treehouse nor horror.

I honestly can't tell if it's trying hard to suck or if it sucks effortlessly.

Fuck you, Low Winter Suck.

I had to skip the initial airing because a certain finale ran long.