OR......they’ll get some random purchases of the original version as people are trying to find the new one.  Boost sales of an old game.

International law, specifically the MLC (Maritime Labor Convention), dictates that the country where they are located must provide food and other necessities to the crew if the crew is abandoned by the owner, the expense of which is counted against the owner, or against the selling price when it goes to auction. They…

I find myself wishing that the jury could find on behalf of the court system and the public, and hold both parties financially responsible.

Why do they always have to make it a Tesla ad?

if none else, this type of thing is where i get scared of the car automatically calling the cops on the driver. If i pick my son up from a bar, then get nailed becuase his good time failed a test on the sensor while i am stone sober?

So do to some indiscretions in my younger years I had the displeasure of having an interlock device in my car about a decade ago. Not looking for sympathy, I did the crime and paid the price, but unless there has been a sea change in breathalyzer technology these things are a MAJOR pain in the ass. You have to hum at…

*sings* You picked a fine to leave me loose wheel...

Michael Bay couldn’t have done better.

We now go live to Disney hastily adding a post-credit scene to Guardians of the Galaxy 3 where Groot pushes a random button in a spaceship that sends a single butterfly back 700 million years back in time, and as a result Kang looks like a completely different guy now.

I don’t consider a movie truly a best picture unless it wins a Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award. You ain’t a winner in my book until you get slimed 

Don’t worry, “class counsel” was awarded “reasonable legal fees” amounting to $77.5M. 

“The settlement estimates that everyone who applies will receive at least $10 for one TV.”

This post leaves the important bits out. From a Dodge press release:

frankly, a part of the job.

Not enough slideshows on Jalpn........wait, nevermind.  Yeah, you’re right.

It does bear a striking resemblance to Jalopnik

This seems like a really fucked up concept. Imagine switching the genders.

“Surely this iteration of beanie babies will have staying power!”

So you’re saying this article is as phony as a three-dollar bill?