so we can make shit go faster than it did stock. next question?

LMFAO! He literally had the kangaroo like “What the FUCK? You hit me?!?! I’m out! NO! I’M OUT!!!”

#1 because they are hideous looking.

This is fucking dumb for so many reasons.

This wouldn’t be Jalopnik without whiny millenials like Ballaban complaining about every good thing to come their way.

Good thing our tax dollars are being well spent.

It’s not.

I’m wondering when it will click that as far as Republicans go, Trump is way to the left.

Ehhh, I really don’t care if he bitched to them about pictures. Especially considering Clinton would literally hand out a laundry list of words and phrases the press weren’t allowed to use to describe her. Plus she had a politico writer getting her campaigns ok before writing pieces on her.

This this this. It’s called being an adult. People on both sides should try it from time to time.

It worked. Here the fuck I am. Idiot.

How did you fuck up a Back to the Future 88mph reference?

It is amazing that there was opportunity to fit it in between all of the Trump bashing. Stories like this are the reason I came to Gizmodo in the first place.

Whoa, your shoulders must be tired from carrying the weight of the country. Why don’t you sit down for a minute. Take a load off.

OH man, if the Democrats actually run Cuomo, holy shit, talk about a complete failure to learn from your own mistakes. May as well just issue Trump a second term now and save us all the trouble.

I miss the olden days of Gawker when Jesus Diaz would ban me indiscriminately for criticizing his poor journalistic integrity and inconsistent code of ethics.

And yet your comment is here. And out of the grays. Crazy, huh?

Gizmodo exercises an iron fist of control to silence and ostracize any comment that doesn’t align with their message. It’s hard to tear apart something that’s barely got integrity in the first place.

...and Gizmodo isn’t? lmaoo

If there was a “Delete NYC” Kickstarter, I’d throw stripper money at that campaign.