A stealth game where you sneak into a house when the occupants are gone and fuck shit up in subtle ways without crossing a threshold so they go nuts, but don’t leave until a certain point. You’d have to run surveillance to find out how best to mess with their routines without sending them over the top.

Now I want one where I can just destroy a house in such granular detail. D:

OF COURSE.

You’re welcome!

Jesus Christ, he’s saying people who aren’t cruel are morally the same as those who are. I fucking can’t.

Also Kermit.

He sounds exactly like Elmo. Fucking joke.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Vermintide 2 really dropped the ball on getting loot. It’s so much like Battlefield 1's pretentious, endless animation. The whole process takes so many clicks just to open one box. It’s incredibly awkward to get your shit between matches. Everyone’s just standing around.

It is inherently impossible to get a seal on a gas mask while wearing a balaclava.

Yeah, that’s fair.

Why should Viola aim for white women pay when that’s shit too?

The article headline literally reads:

White women aren’t paid what white men are either. Still a stupidly big step up, though.

Oh, I didn’t know they’d... Left?

Huh. Pretty good implementation of Denuvo, then.

“Might” is being extremely generous with the “allegedly”-type talk.

Wow! Look at those rocks at the top in the thumbnail.

Kirk? You okay?