Thank goodness uteri really do wander around the body. Would’ve been really embarrassing if they didn’t.

Not tonight, dear. I’ve got a headache.

The entire history of the world is about squashing everything about women because men don’t want to hear about it because it ~scares them~.

The pinnacle of American philosophy.

If you had any sex ed at all, there was mention of male ejaculation.

Because guys are fucking insecure.

He’s admitting guilt.

Look at Ross’ face in the header image.

The tendency of people to think of animals as “lesser” than us is disturbing.

It’s so weird that self-shadowing is still so uncommon. Seeing perfectly-lit teeth in a mouth is distracting.

*Medal

I meant ‘13, damn it.

Well, I’m sold. Launch day viewer.

They had a really good idea what they were doing for ‘14 there.

Quick! Run for your safe space!

Fuck you too, Jeff.

Why, what scares you about it?

Because they’re fucking rapists who think women exist solely in the same realm as crusty gym socks to be thrown back under the bed after use.

Absolutely. :(

Damn.