Yes.

Yup.

Oh, I bet he will.

That too.

Yeah, millions. But they were still happy to give him even more millions as a departing pat on the ass.

Nailed it.

Yes. :(

Suck it, fucko.

Completely understandable. It’s awful news. :(

Monique, your headline refers to Cuba Gooding Jr. :/

I looked up what that meant, and it may be slightly on-the-nose.

Stands up well.

Yes, that’s solid.

That a small, free, five-minute game would be a fantastic way to spread malware.

Sounds like a fantastic way to spread malware.

I might consider a cheaper wired version.

I might consider a cheaper wired version.

Oh, that is brutal.

That Juicero guy actually sold his stupid thing partly based on its ability to put out “four tons of pressure,” which he compared to “lifting two Teslas!” Which, I mean, that is some bald chutzpah right there. The fact that it worked is an indictment, if nothing else.

True. An insta of influencers? A titter of--?

You’re not wrong, but the bar isn’t exactly high.