Buggrit. Dang the twigger f’r’a a bang at the fusel, and shrimp, ‘cos the worm’s on the other boot! See if I don’t. Millenium hand and shrimp, I sez.

Cool!

:/

Ooohhh. It’s the spacing and size. Okay. That makes sense.

You know you love it.

I’m not sure what you mean by “non-standard bottom row.”

the focus needs to be on the malignant strain of toxic masculinity that creates and cultivates bitch-ass niggas like him instead of some Fisher-Price medical evaluation of him.

Wow. It’s even got the volume roller and the round buttons at the top.

I’m surprised Bad Dragon doesn’t already have one.

No, I can’t remember or find what I was thinking of.

Wait, I very vaguely remember having seen something years ago that was hilarious... Fuck, what was it again...

I don’t know. The little pegs my keys sit on seem pretty standard, but maybe that’s different for the newer models with the multi-colour lights?

Okay, but then my next question is, how long before someone makes a dildo that looks and flops like it?

Good point.

I just have a basic one without all the colourful lights. These are just red. I pulled the Caps Lock and Insert keys off the board, and disabled their lights, which was really sweet.

Ha!

But how does it taste?

Corsair’s K70 is still fine.

Still has better facial animations than Mass Effect Andromeda.

True. :(