Of course it isn’t. Unless she’s got a super-special edition of the Bible that just happens to drop the phrase in randomly.

Precisely.

Hypotheticals are meaningless.

The ten-year-old girl’s father was in shorts.

(it really shouldn’t be just a casual form of birth control)

“Yoga’s great for your health and important to keep up during your busy schedule! Now dress properly, slut!”

“He’s trying to balance being a leading conservative thinker and also someone who can unify the country,”

Watch:

Who could’ve expected pedos would come out in droves to protest an imaginary child rape ring?

Accurate.

It’s apparently overrun by MRA pedos complaining that someone else is being allowed to do what they want to get away with, of course.

I’m terrified that these evil fucking idiots think they’re solely in charge.

He’s got Patrick Bateman’s eyes.

“First” as in “First Lady” sort of thing. “First Among Others.”

Daddy’s First Little Side Piece.

That fucking family just doesn’t know when enough rope is enough.

I fully agree. He denigrates the office. Respecting him participates in the denigration.

Obama will always be referred to as “President,” by well-deserved custom.

“Not my problem.”

Training.