Holy shit! Hahahahahaha. Wow.

I can generally take them or leave them, but I do know they’re smarter than to be alt-right, which counts for a lot.

we used to be fairly consistently moving in the right direction.

It’s a glass of milk.

A bunch of years ago, a BDSM practitioner told me with absolute conviction that most Depeche Mode songs were about BDSM.

“Ssshhh! You’re being too obvious, man! You gotta tone it down for Those People!”

It’s from Hail Caesar? I barely remember that movie! D:

Would that ‘twere not so. Alas...

That’s mountains of self-fulfilling bullshit.

What if—and I’m just spitballing here, so bear with me for a moment, please—someone’s had his asshole surgically attached and it’s actually the same asshole this time?

Apparently, this one.

“We only hire token women.

He’s got such a limited creative vocabulary.

Right?

I very much doubt that it was too “offensive” for them. They’re still building up to concentration camps after all.

Yup.

Yup.

Boring White People Think Their Boring Shit Is Deep: The Millionth Movie.

None of those fucking words actually mean anything.

The director replied back, saying that if we women really wanted equality, then we should realize we were getting equality by not getting the leather jackets.