You’re so generous.

I’m sure Trumpty Dumpty’s response will be measured and considerate.

That sure was a lot of words to dribble when all you meant was “git gud”.

Yes, and they let him get away with all that for how many years? He was no worse than any of them.

There was that one trying to flee that stupid “occupation” thing.

That is a fucking gorgeous ruin, though. Damn.

The shooter and all other gun nuts.

YEAH? YEAH? WELL...

Used tampon, preferably.

It’s my SO’s beast. :D

I didn’t have to. I already know mine’s a gray wolf.

Fucking God damned idiot psychopaths.

Thank you.

Referring to this company as a “charity” is obviously a misnomer.

Fucking spectacular.

If he hadn’t joined, we wouldn’t have gotten My Name is Earl.

You did need their help.

Voiding your bowels cleanly and safely is certainly a health issue.

SSSSSHHHHH! Don’t say that where anyone can see it!

I guess it’s like everything else about women: It’s for someone else to decide.