Amazing that an instructor who relies on scared people to pay his salary would spread stories of how scary and dangerous the world is.

He’s always been a complete and utter knob. Right from the start. And listening to him now, on that new podcast with the 4 other late-night hosts, really drives home how truly talentless he is.

I will use self check out when I get a job at the grocery store.

Sometimes, if they’re hanging on too long, overly determined to use one particular [kiosk], I’ll go around them to the open one since they clearly didn’t want it too much.

I have much less of an issue with people using the self checkout kiosks than I do with the kiosks themselves. “Please place item in bagging area” when I’ve already placed the item in the bagging area or “unknown item in bagging area” because I accidentally tapped the scale while reaching for a bag…shut the fuck up and…

You haven’t heard K-pop until you’ve heard it in the original Klingon.

What else doesn’t make a lick of sense is that IO9 once again offers series analysis from a writer who admits mid-article that they haven’t seen the show.

How can a lightning rod strike again?

At this point, I think their best chance is to argue that the car wash is “woke.”

What if somebody took their drag racer there to get washed before going to a car show ? Tommy’s would be aiding and abetting a drag show

This feels kind of needlessly shitty and mean. How do you want a person to react to the news that their spouse is a serial killer? 

Not at all. Also, how is Sharlto Copley not a bigger deal?

Once again, conservative nitwits forget that they are supposed to pretend “anti-woke” doesn’t just mean “anti-black.”

You really think it’s strange that pedestrian deaths are increasing in an era in which every third car on the road is a full-size truck/SUV piloted by some numpty that can’t be parted from their phone for 30 seconds? 

I just flew from DC to Las Vegas, and when we checked our bags at the self help station it automatically printed our boarding passes. The funny thing is, I was kind of happy to have it since I was able to leave my phone in my pocket AND it scanned a lot faster than half the phones that were in front of me.  

I’ve never had the battery die on a piece of paper.

Lady cop with the glasses looked like she wanted to break out the stick

For the love of God what else can be done?

It’s so bad!!

I’ve read both of these articles and perused the comments and mainly thought...man that is a terrible haircut.