Looking at this truck, I realized the ugly isn’t just the grill. It starts with a character line that extends the bed of the truck all the way to the nose. This makes you see a logical top of the hood of the truck. The bottom of the side windows lines up with this line too.

Woah, woah, woah, you can put down our constitution, or our flag, or our anthem, or our sports, but by God, I will not stand here and let you denigrate our barbecue and pasteurized process cheese products!

You mean Musk is doing and saying whatever it takes to keep the company alive? You don’t say.

The simpler explanation is most often the truth.

It’s Star Wars syndrome, where the more you know the smaller the universe feels.

The cars we buy are a way for us to express ourselves. Some of us have bad tastes.

Why do so many people buy cars that I personally know to be bad cars instead of buying cars that I personally know to be good cars? How can I help them see the light?

They did a great job, you can’t even see the mustache.

In reality, the production Taycan’s color palette will be limited to the German rainbow:

I hate that I don’t hate this.

Never trust a man who won’t rub a good dog’s belly.

Air BNB.

What, autos are fun too...

You think I’d let a friend drive my Jeep?

Like no judgements?

A white guy with bad face tats, but somehow with enough money for a private plane. Momma lied to me.

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

Ron Dennis, is that you?

It’s fun vs. speed. It’s manual focus vs. auto focus. It’s a mechanical watch vs. a quartz watch. It’s a drum set vs. a drum machine. It’s fly fishing vs. spin fishing. It’s art vs. science.

So sad. This car would have made it on my short list of potentials for my next vehicle if it hadn’t been for this.