The cars we buy are a way for us to express ourselves. Some of us have bad tastes.

Why do so many people buy cars that I personally know to be bad cars instead of buying cars that I personally know to be good cars? How can I help them see the light?

In reality, the production Taycan’s color palette will be limited to the German rainbow:

I hate that I don’t hate this.

Never trust a man who won’t rub a good dog’s belly.

Air BNB.

What, autos are fun too...

You think I’d let a friend drive my Jeep?

Like no judgements?

A white guy with bad face tats, but somehow with enough money for a private plane. Momma lied to me.

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

Ron Dennis, is that you?

It’s fun vs. speed. It’s manual focus vs. auto focus. It’s a mechanical watch vs. a quartz watch. It’s a drum set vs. a drum machine. It’s fly fishing vs. spin fishing. It’s art vs. science.

So sad. This car would have made it on my short list of potentials for my next vehicle if it hadn’t been for this.

Buy better gin.

Uh, is it just me or does she bare a disturbing strong resemblance to his step mother?

Pansy ass cop didn’t want to just use his feet and push it off the road.

***Pulls off onto 8 mile road***

That BMW’S have turn signals.

Don Jr. knows the only way he can get his father’s love is by being an unrepentant cunt. He’s not half bad at it.