Where do I send my money?

This is going to happen.  I’m convinced the dragons aren’t done.

Sweet!

If they had physics defying technology wouldn’t they have something cooler than nukes - like death rays?

That’s bullshit, I’ve already got a job taking it up the ass from the man for 9 hours a day (I get every other Friday off), for which I am handsomely compensated. Bagging my own groceries is a non-starter - which is also why I don’t use the express lane.

I dunno, that red car is not pretty.

I saw my first episode of Star Trek in 1967 and I remember it filling 7-year-old me with wonder and joy. I felt exactly the same tonight as I watched Spock walk onto the bridge in his blue tunic. I’m all in.

Because Socialism.

Who gives a flip about all that. The real question is: Does (car name here) come with a manual transmission?

Can I say this?

I’m glad Casey is committed to improving the environment, but the paragraph below could come from the playbook of literally every and any company in corporate America. It’s just corporate nothingspeak.

First Impression: Volkswagen Camry.

You’re bang on on Malkovich, but there are two true Poirots - Suchet and Ustinov.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Tyrannosaurus Wren. Love it!

Its got the Civic’s lobster claw rear lights. Yuck.

THE GREATER GOOOOOD!

Ouch, you’re that guy...

Drive with their high beams on! What you don’t think I can see your Super Duty with headlights the size of a 50 gallon fish tank, so you put your high beams and your fog lights on for me? Fuck you, you bullet-headed dick!

Thank You.