If they had physics defying technology wouldn’t they have something cooler than nukes - like death rays?

That’s bullshit, I’ve already got a job taking it up the ass from the man for 9 hours a day (I get every other Friday off), for which I am handsomely compensated. Bagging my own groceries is a non-starter - which is also why I don’t use the express lane.

I dunno, that red car is not pretty.

Because Socialism.

Who gives a flip about all that. The real question is: Does (car name here) come with a manual transmission?

Can I say this?

I’m glad Casey is committed to improving the environment, but the paragraph below could come from the playbook of literally every and any company in corporate America. It’s just corporate nothingspeak.

First Impression: Volkswagen Camry.

You’re bang on on Malkovich, but there are two true Poirots - Suchet and Ustinov.

Its got the Civic’s lobster claw rear lights. Yuck.

THE GREATER GOOOOOD!

Drive with their high beams on! What you don’t think I can see your Super Duty with headlights the size of a 50 gallon fish tank, so you put your high beams and your fog lights on for me? Fuck you, you bullet-headed dick!

Thank You.

and Grayden/Graedon/Gradn/Graydyn/Grayhxdon’s

This is the sort of thing that makes you want to click the Portable Rocket Launcher option when you buy a new car.

Talk about a horrible commute. You have my sympathy.

I live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area and just when I think I’ve come across every possible kind of douchenozzle in a car I get to do a business trip to Atlanta...

Same on an NC Miata. If you have a modicum of mechanical skills and an afternoon on your hands you can do it for $80. Take it to a dealer $500.

It’d still probably would be trash, but I’d probably watch it wasted in 2-3 years on Netflix.

Are you kidding? I bet Chia talked himself out of hitting the Puljujarvi/Nugent-Hopkins trade button on this one at least twice a day.