How the F@#k is that even a thing?

The trick is to make sure that the long trip is to somewhere worthwhile like the Dragon or the PCH.

Used manual Porsches are available for just a tad more than a new Miata.

Amazing. God forbid anyone should say something negative, no matter how obviously sarcastic, about a child. And I’m not the one who told anybody to go fuck themselves. You make yourelf look bad, shitbird.

For the record, I’m the least entitled person you would hope to come across. I also recognize sarcasm when I see it.

That’s an awful story and I’m deeply sorry that she had such an experience. That being said, how many other behaviors do we need to curtail for the dreadful one-in-a-million people who’ve had a traumatizing experience? I assume your friend sensibly does not frequent places that allow dogs. Do I have to stop eating PBJ …

You can say what you want about me, but my dog, fuck that.

First off, I would french kiss my chocolate lab before I would french kiss 3/4 of the uptight, neurotic dipshits in most restaurants.

My local bank drive thru gives you dog biscuits if you have your dog in the car.

Volvo drivers...Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

It looks like Dr Seuss designed the exhaust tips.

I totally agree with you.

There’s no doubt that Chris McQuarrie and Tom Cruise set the bar extremely high for The Actor Doing His Own Stunts category. So much so that, like you, I was distracted by it. My concern is that if this is the new reality, how long is it before Tom or some other balls of steel actor manages to kill himself? I mean, I…

Old people watching CBS, which is of course the number one demographic for evening tv on the Big Four. My parents loved it.

Everytime I look at that bust I think it looks like Superman. I thought they’d open the sarcophagus and we’d all realize we live in the DC universe.

Clearly, Matt Smith studied many episodes of House while developing his accent. It’s the old “If I talk through my nose I will sound American”. Nope.

Miata is too the answer.

See, there’s the difference - sporty silhouette CUVs - I don’t have that term in my lexicon, but you go ahead and spout on about language. As for buying new cars - I have two - both of which have two seats and two doors. I know what a coupe is.

99.5 of everyone buying one of thee “coupes” doesn’t know the meaning of the word coupe. So we have to accept the bastardization of the term beacause they don’t know otherwise, and more importantly don’t care? Thee are the same people who made Snuggies and Crocs high fashion. Fuck them and anyone who gives them a pass.

I’m right there with you. I’ve got my flaming torches and I’m ready to storm the castle. Just give the word.