Wait a minute, I’m confused. Are you saying that there are people who are not die hard Porsche fans? What’s next, people who don’t think the answer is Miata? Poppycock.

It looks like a catfish with whiskers.

Can Honda’s cars get any more Meh looking? They look like Chinese knock-offs.

On her best day Jennifer Lawrence is a mere fraction of the actor Helen Mirren is. Without the goodwill that The Hunger Games franchise provided her I don’t think this conversation would even exist, because IMHO J-Law is simply not that good an actor.

By that time we’ll all be driving our Miatas, Caymans, Porsche Rs, etc at the Thunderdome.

Thank you. I was looking at that picture thinking - this owner doesn’t sweat the details - which is what cars like these are all about. so what else aren’t we seeing that go the same attention as the carpet. Did this guy not have floor mats?

I like how he totally deflects and then calls on that asswipe Greg Abbott who pushed through concealed carry in college classrooms in Texas almost as soon as he was elected Governor. Fuck these guys!

Does that apply to asking for unseasoned fries too?

More importantly is that a Porsche 365 hidden under the yellow cover in the garage. Did the Russians put that there too? If so, I’m ready to become a Trump supporter.

Here’s the deal: Elise or 4C, whichever one you buy, you’re gonna have a chiropractor in your future. If you drive a Cayman not so much so.

Is it part of the final sale agreement that you have to put a COEXIST sticker on the back of all Subaru Outbacks/Forresters/Crosstreks?

I looked at the picture and thought this was an article about Joe Walsh.

I think all of the nanny aids give the asshats the ability to be even less engaged when driving because the car is going to “save” them. It’s like the commercial where the car brakes to avoid running into the back of a garbage truck. A fluffy bunny, or a wayward kid I get, but a garbage truck? You didn’t see that?

Talk about 1st World problems.

Most asshats can barely drive a regular car! Flying cars? No thank you.

Just different flavors of stupid.

Actually, there have been many interviews with current F1 drivers who do not like the halo.

I wish I could get someone to help me. Every time I go in Auto Zone there are four guys checking batteries, looking for the Ark of the Covenant somewhere in the back, or having an argument over why Bosch Icons can go on an NC Touring Model, but not the Sport, even though the only difference is the leather seats!…

Who doesn’t get this? Apparently Jalopnik. I track both my NC and my Cayman S and I keep the track pads on because I like the additional bite, but I’ve learned to live with the squeal. I know I don’t drive a jalopy and anyone with the slightest knowledge of performance cars and brakes should have that same…

It will become the 912 of the future and eventually it will be worth a ton because so few were made.