You know when you move in to a new neighborhood and they say that if you can’t spot the crazy neighbor then you’re that person? Same thing with cars. Even if every Outback and Forrester driver didn’t seem to be intentionally dawdling along in the passing lane, all the WRX and STI drivers have tarred all Subaru drivers…

Here in Texas people only put their hazards on when they’re doing about 5 mph over the speed limit on the highway. I assume this is because they think there are not already enough douchenozzles making what should be a simple commute home for me a hair raising experience 4 days out of 5.

It’s amazing the way Colin Kolles keeps popping up like the proverbial bad penny. The guy’s brand is mediocrity and while Sauber is not exactly the crown gem of Formula 1 you’d think they would see their way clear of him. Next thing we’ll hear is that David Richards and Nick Wirth are joining the team.

WATCH A NATO F-16 BUZZ FLY ALONGSIDE THE RUSSIAN DEFENSE MINISTER’S PLANE.

Early artist’s study.

Honestly, when they originally announced the Hellcat this is the exact image that immediately came to mind.

Breaking News: Corporate lawyer has no imagination.

I’m glad you did. Now you can buy $5K worth of mods!  Enjoy that car my friend.

Youi’re comparing apples and oranges. 99 out of 100 people aren’t savvy DIYers. I do a lot of my own work, but I’m not painting my own car. That’s what I’ve got insurance for. It would cost me $400 dollars just to get my Porsche dealer to look at the bumper on my Cayman S, let alone fix it.

For what they’re charging you could get a very good, used Cayman S.

The whole thing is fugly! and what’s with those exhaust pipes.

Sadly, this is not something that is peculiar to Trump supporters. Most people suck at the most basic math.

$42,445 is the cheapest I could find in the Dallas metroplex.

Focus RS for $35K is a unicorn. Dealers are marking them way up. You’re lucky to get one for $40k.

Do a little reading up on Eric Lindros and what a nightmare his parents were for the Philadelphia Flyers.

I play defense, I don’t cut my sticks down. The sticks disappear in the Cayman, the Miata is a little tighter. I like to see the look on people’s faces when two 6ft hockey sticks disappear into the Miata.

And here I am thinking how much space does a pair of shoes, a bat and a can of dip take up?

I play ice hockey twice a week and I manage to get my bag and sticks in both my NC Miata and my Cayman S. I bet I could get your baseball and soccer stuff in my hocket bag with room left over. Not judgin’, just sayin’...

Just go out and buy any old piece of shit SUV and in 18 years from now if you’re not facing the prospect of bankruptcy because you’re sending twins to college AND you remember where you left your balls you can get back to driving something decent.

unfortunately, you have to pay for it.